There has been some funky junk going on in the Land of Ooo. Glove up those grabbers, Washers! Adventure Time drops into PowerWash Simulator 2, coming Spring 2026 on the Epic Games Store.

The biggest lie in self-help is this: You don’t “find” yourself. People spend their whole lives searching, as if who they are is buried somewhere far away. But you’re not hidden treasure... You’re not waiting under a rock to be discovered. You don’t find yourself. You invent yourself. That’s why the Torah says: לא בשמים היא It’s not in Heaven. Not distant. It’s right here; in your mouth, your heart, your action. Life isn’t about discovering who you are. It’s about tearing away the false picture,