Editor’s note: The following story is part of Xpress’ annual Humor Issue. None of the events reported on in the article are real. This is a satirical piece that is not meant to be taken seriously.
SPACE ODDITY: Hi-Wire Brewing’s footprint now extends to everyone’s favorite crust. Editor’s note: The following story, unlike the rest of Mountain Xpress’s award-winning coverage of local news and ...
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